Shite

("- doin' a thick, red hot shite -") ~ Guy Woodward

("I did a shite mummy") ~ Barry Topping

("It's shite, it always comes back to shite") ~ Guy Woodward (again)

Shite is a verbal variation of shit, which is a colloquialism for faecal matter.

Look mate, I'm not about to tell you what shite actually is, because if you've got an arsehole you likely already know. If you don't have an arsehole, have one installed, get on the Guinness for an afternoon, and come back when nature has taken its course. I'm not tellin' Bicentennial Man here how to take a crap.

Shite & 2 Good Boys
Shite has come up in many ways through the history of 2 Good Boys, owing to its flexibility as a bodily function and a concept. For instance, it can be used as a replacement descriptor for something bad; such as "Richie Morgan is shite at Dark Souls" [Citation Needed].

Due to its essential nature in language, and indeed life itself, shite can be considered one of the fundamental building blocks 2 Good Boys is established on.