Mince

A term for very finely cut meat, usually made by a machine. Barry recently accidentally coined the term "Mincecraft" as a typo for Minecraft, but we're hoping it catches on as a description for producing or cooking mince.

Types
As mince is merely a processing method for uncooked meat, mince can come in many variations for you to try at your leisure and pleasure.

However, this wiki advises avoiding Turkey mince as per Findlay's description of it tasting like a cooked tax bill. For those curious, how about cooking an actual tax bill? Acting in defiance of HMRC is infinitely more delicious than a plate of Turkey mince ever will.

Health Risks
Mince in moderation can easily be part of a healthy, balanced diet. However, eating whole plates of mince can result in a multitude of health hazards, including;
 * High blood pressure.
 * Serious burns and other Shrek-like deformities as the result of a mince fire.
 * Type M Minceabetes.

The Implications of Brexit
A no-deal Brexit will allegedly raise the price of mince by 50%, proving once again that L2VN Scots not only shot themselves in the foot, but will also have to use the dismembered toes in their bolognese once the scumbag Tories have their way.