Richie Morgan

("I just kept looking at her belly button")

Former Gamewanker, current Pleasurelander, occasional Santa.

As of Christmas 2017, Richie's liver function threat level has been reduced from FATTY down to AWRITE.

Biography
Richie is a video production specialist, and professional Dark Souls streamer. His true age is unknown due to a distracting shock of grey hair, and his Da'-like demeanour.

Richie is often mistaken for an old man, both in looks and in spirit. He has been described as looking like a "really old puppy", and was once cast as Cinderella's Da' in a school play. Richie is allegedly as easy to scare as a pensioner.

It is also widely known that Richie Morgan has a massive penis and at one point made the promise that if the gamewank you tube channel (now Pleasureland) got 1 million subscribers he would show it to the world. This movement to get Richie to show his dick was given the hashtag #milliondick to try and spread the word to get the channel to its goal.

Accomplishments

 * Having more elbow patches than he has elbows.
 * Getting banned from Twitter, a feat not even actual Nazis can easily achieve.
 * Inhaling whole mince pies, foil tin and all.
 * Franco's brother
 * Was mis-diagnosed with a bad case of Fatty liver
 * The only man in the world who has been bullied for having an enormous willy.
 * May or may not have killed a woman.
 * Has completed Dark Souls.
 * has completed Metal Gear Solid.
 * Has completed Deadly Premonition.