ASIMO

"Oh ASIMO son, oh noooooooooo." ~ Big Davey Auld

ASIMO first stomped onto the robotics scene like the washing machine with legs he is in 2000, as the then-pinacle of Honda's research into lifelike robotics. ASIMO has walked the red carpet of a Hollywood movie premiere, conducted an orchestra, starred in a documentary that premiered at the Sundance Film Festival, won a comedy panel show, and got to retire at the age of 18; proving ASIMO has lived a more fulfilling and successful life than any of the cunts reading this now. The writer included.

ASIMO has also met Prince Charles, confirming long-held suspicions that ASIMO is indeed a Tory.