("I hate this!" ~ Guy Woodward on London)
London is the Capital city of England. Historically it has been the centre of political and economic power in the United Kingdom, and has largely been criticised for being a polluted hellhole, a playground for the super rich, and statistically containing a higher level of cunts than anywhere else in the UK.
The Queen[]
The Queen and other members of the British Monarchy have residences in London. This means it probably won't be too upsetting if the place is wiped off the map. Barry, the real Queen, will mourn for the Corgis.
Violence against The Queen has been advocated for multiple times on 2 Good Boys, theorising the consequences of landing a killing strike on the Monarch; making her hollow bird bones explode into the consistency of crushed eccies. Barry very briefly had doubts about attacking an old woman. They did not last long.
Hating London[]
Barry used to like London, but Guy's compelling argument of "I hate this!" won him round.
The anonymous 2 Good Boys listener typing this entry at 4AM also hates London, though he admits the food delivery options are superior to basically everywhere else in the country.
Public Transport[]
Public transport options are incredibly robust in London. This does not stop Londoners complaining about it.
London public transport is advancing the crucial cause of non-interaction with other humans, with most ticketing and fare options being handled by machines.
Shouting "thanks driver!" as you get off a London bus will get you arrested.
